From the Thursday Daily RightWisconsin newsletter:

Congratulations to Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald (R-Juneau) who is surely in line for the Nobel Prize in Physics. On almost every bill, including those with a high priority for the Walker Administration, Fitzgerald has said he doesn’t think there’s enough time in the legislative session to give those bills consideration. But somehow he has managed to bend the space-time continuum to his will to get his “Liquor Czar” bill a public hearing today after the bill was just created out of the liquor distributors’ fantasies. It’s amazing to behold such scientific wizardry at work. Somebody alert the Nobel Committee because Albert Einstein had nothing on Fitzgerald’s mastery of time and space. His ability to give in to the Tavern League at faster than light speed is almost embarrassing to watch.

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